I Love the Metro

A hybrid of Little John/Lil Wayne sat next to me on the metro today. He was very nice and showed me six different pictures he’s taken of himself on his cell phone. And then he explained to me how “fly” his jacket was because the bottom of it had a pattern that made it look like Gucci. He asked me where I was from, to which I said, “Rhode Island.” He responded with, “The state?” …

“Yes.” I was quite baffled by this question until he explained that he’s from near the Rhode Island Ave metro stop. He was quite impressed with our Rhode Island connection. Until he went to get off the metro and was slightly confused as to why I wasn’t getting off as well.

But the best part of our lovely conversation was…

Wait for it…

For the first time in life, I got called…

“boo.”

Hahahahaha. It amused me to no end.